FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

So this Monday was my sister Chilz's b-day, she is a cook so she wanted to do something with food for her birthday now in my head i was think a formal dinner with a few friends but no once again my family thought of something very fun but also very white trash. then about a month ago Chilz decides that it would be awesome to have a food fight in are huge back yard so we were all up and excited after that! So Krick(greedy kristian)(sister), Dano(brother), and I all went to make the food fight have it's last white trash touches by going to D.I. and getting some costumes, i got a seven year olds skin tight body lea tared while krick got one too. dano got short, short, short, shorts with an old beat up sixers top. We where set, except we didn't have an emergency kit (just in case Jonathan brought cans and chucked them) so we went and got ponchos, shower caps, water balloons, water guns (that turned into pudding guns). then came Monday we started with easy stuff like pudding, milk, ketchup, etc. Which turned into non-fat milk with water (which turned the milk into a cottage cheese creature), maple syrup, and last but not least baby formula. 1,2,3,GO!!! the madness started i can't even begin to explain, it was like you were rushing so fast to get people you couldn't even think about how much pumpkin filling was going down your back (I had to have gaged like 10 times). It was finally over! let me tell you now that i PROMISE i will never be apart of a food fight again. It isn't because i didn't have fun it is because i couldn't smell that smell ever again. It smelt like the whole family went in the back yard and had a throwing up party one. So let me just say next year we're having a formal dinner.